Hero of Swagg

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  • The Hero of Earth and Sky: Extensive years of training at a well-known Knight's Academy
  • The Hero of the Minish: Trained under his Grandfather who was a Blacksmith.
  • The Hero of Time: A KOKIRI SWORD WHICH IS MORE LIKE A LARGE KITCHEN KNIFE AND A SLAB OF WOOD. LET'S FUCKIN GO.
  • The Hero of Twilight: Worked on a farm with minor training from Rusl. Gets his ass kicked by the Hero of Time repeatedly.
  • The Hero of Winds: Obtains a sword without Grandmother's permission, obtains shield from crying Grandmother, runs away to join a gang of pirates.
  • The Hero of Light: Trained under his Uncle who was a knight. Fashionably late.
  • The Hero of New Hyrule: MOTHERFUCKING TRAINS. And some swords. MOSTLY TRAINS.
  • The Four Sword Heroes: YOU STOLE MY FORCE GEM YOU MUST DIE.
  • The Last Hero: HOW CAN I POSSIBLY HOLD ALL THIS MAGIC LOL U CAN'T CATCH ME SUCKERS.
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